Have you heard the story of Soft Serve Ice Cream? It's a tale of excitement and derring-do that goes on a whirlwind chase over three continents! It involves saving recipes from the Ancient Library of Alexandria as flames licked the feet of a valiant dessert chef! Packs of armored elephants stomping through the Pyrenees for some reason! A blind mystic living in a hut in a foggy Cajun swamp who spoke only in riddles!
It's likely you haven't heard that story, since it's completely fake. Soft Serve came into being at some point in the 1930s by way of one of two American businessmen who both claim the achievement. No libraries, elephants or swamps were harmed in the making of this delicious sweet treat! On the one hand, it's not much on which to base a product description. On the other, it doesn't make me feel like I've missed out on wild exploits while I'm just lounging around with my much-more-interesting, frozen, fuzzy companion! 7 squishy inches of everyday deliciousness. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
